I had a cupcake for breakfast and right now I could really use some waffle fries.

My weather app said 30% chance of rain, so I thought hey 30% is kind of low I won’t tote my large ass umbrella to campus today. Then when I get to campus it rains like i’m taking a shower and just UGH

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

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I HAVE SLAIN THE GOD FORSAKEN MONSTER THAT IS A GIANT SPIDER WALKING ACROSS MY FLOOR. All is well… for now..

My mom just came into my room and pinched me really hard without warning and then I screamed very loudly.

She then yelled at me and asked me what was wrong with me.

Mom. YOU PINCHED ME.

UGHHRHH.

Oh dear someone stop me i just bought four dinosaur necklace charms and last friday i bought 3 yards of dinosaur fabric help

I just want to eat delicious avocados right now. Agghhhhgsgh.

In my spare time today, because i have no work and summer session doesn’t start for another week or so and i’m not going to clean my desk, i came up with names i would use if i were in a band or musical group or sometimes sang and stuff.

• Shoot Toby Twice
• Peter and the Pans - but only if my group mates are all named Peter, and I get to be the Peter and they get to be the Pans because that’s funny.
• Bend and Snap
• Where the Ducks Go - it’s a The Catcher in the Rye reference
• The Smiths & Jones - Because Martha. And also people searching the Smiths could also maybe find us.
• Whatever Five is in Greek - that exact wording. Directioners shoot me now.
• Cho’s Changs - only if we’re all Asian or we risk sounding too racist.
• Oedipus Lex - if only my name were Lex
• The Doctor and the Companions - we could release an album and then have a Daleks edition. Da bum tsss.
• The Other Direction
• Banana Stand - and we could occasionally dress up as bananas

This is basically what I did with my monthly list this month. Too much school, work, and life. );

• The guy from Shake It Up is on Dancing with the Stars and I’ve already missed so much of the season. Also Jaleel White.
• My favorites on reality tv competition shows will never win. (They sent home Jesse Campbell, James Massone, and Pip! PIP!)
• If Wally ever works for the CIA, I will never, ever, know. ): That is devastating.
• There are baking tins for baking just the muffin tops.
• I’ve been working for more than half a year. People at work still call me Pam. It’s Pan.

ultimate gpoy

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And I just bought lipstick with Liz. And I got home from work at 11:50PM today and watched She’s the Man until 1:30AM and I have class starting at 9AM in San Francisco and I am not in San Francisco which means I have to wake up three hours prior to my class in order to arrive on time and here I am posting a blog post when really I should be falling asleep right this second or risk further sleep deprivation than I already have and oh dear what is my life right now.