"I saw things you wouldn’t believe."
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you and thought they were smarter What if women were the ones who started wars What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence” What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey” What if you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them.
--For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
this is just too funny
ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event
That might be easier with shark teeth
STILL NOT OPENING
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
8. Basketball Shorts
ew why wear your basketball pants when youre not working out save it for the courts. if u dont play basketball, you probably shouldnt wear these. if you play basketball, you probably shouldnt wear these
7. Obey products
obey what? obey you? nah
How about shut the fuck up and let a guy dress in whatever makes him feel happy? Why do we always have that one person try to tell A WHOLE RACE/GENDER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX OR ETHNICITY how to dress/act? Message to you: YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THE FUCK ALL GIRLS THINK. YOU ARE MAKING FALSE ASSUMPTIONS. BASED ON YOUR OPINION. STOP. YOU’RE MAKING SOME GUYS FEEL LIKE SHIT
How to make someone inadvertently agree with your opinion:
Step 1. Talk about a shitty thing that happens to women
Step 2. Rewrite so that it affects men
Step 3. Wait for hypocrites
i’m laughing so hard jfc
"obey what. obey you? nah."
he’s on to us..
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